从来没有救世主 发表于 2016-1-11 10:09:19

三教会议


Jesus, Buddha and Mohammed have a management meeting in heaven to discuss how to control world population.

Jesus says, "Another big earthquake then, gents?"

Mohammed says, "Nah, just kill all the infidels."

Buddha says, "Don't kill anyone we must love all living beings, except paedophiles!"

Jesus says, "Yeah, lets just kill all the paedophiles!"

Mohammed says,"There you go again Jesus,wanting to wipe out all the Muslims!"



从来没有救世主 发表于 2016-1-11 10:10:16

耶稣、佛祖和穆罕默德在天堂开会,商讨怎样控制日渐增多的世界人口。

耶稣说:“诸君,我看就再来个大地震什么的?”

穆罕默德:“不不,要我说,杀光异教徒就得了。”

佛祖:“莫要杀人,莫要杀人,我们必须众生平等给所有人相等的爱嘛。不过恋童犯除外。”

耶稣:“好好好,那就杀光恋童犯!”

穆罕默德:“耶稣你小子,又想杀光所有穆斯林了是吧!”

从来没有救世主 发表于 2016-1-11 11:33:16

众欧洲穆斯林难民:我们不是恋童癖,我们只是不挑嘴而已


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